The Blonde Year in Review

I have to work all next week. :-( The only day I get off is the 26th. Bah humbug! It's not the big guy's fault, it's just the way the holidays fall this year. So next week in order to keep my spirit up it will be Christmas all day everyday. 5 days filled with Christmas cheer. (note my sarcasm)In the meantime, Stacey sent this to me a while back and I forwarded it around a little but I decided it was too funny to not share with the entire world. (yes, the entire world reads my blog).

January-Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

February-Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.

March-Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years."

April-Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

May-Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.

June-Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July-After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.

August-Told her blond friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.

September-When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C".

October-Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.

November-Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120 pounds.

December-Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone.

Before anyone asks....None of these were me. I don't peel my M&M's!